ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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WHY DON’T PEOPLE CARE ABOUT NASA AND SPACE IT IS SOMETHING I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND BECAUSE SPACE IS SO INCREDIBLE AND JUST ABSOLUTELY ASTOUNDING AND NASA IS JUST THIS MASSIVE POWERHOUSE OF SCIENCE AND IT ACTUALLY PUTS PEOPLE IN SPACE WHAT ABOUT THAT IS NOT AMAZING TO PEOPLE AND WHY DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THAT NASA NEEDS TO STOP DOING THIS AWESOME STUFF SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME BECAUSE I GENUINELY DON’T GET IT
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spike and dimitri are twins
and i don’t know who they’re related to
neither do we
go on
I just kind of loved how this movie basically said ‘two strange men are living in our flower pots and we have no idea where they came from but they’re family’
I remember this scene! I was laughing so hard about it.
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A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
(Source: theboysofwinterfell, via misschiaki)
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.I SHIT YOU NOT.
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Now remember kids, it’s not right to bully people, but sending them to the shadow realm for all of eternity to be brutally tortured is a-ok
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omg i’ve never heard a bird ask another bird for a kiss but now i have i can die peacefully now
This is the best thing i ever saw.
(via scienceofficercrow)
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
(Source: partial-fractions, via knickknackally)
that-was-unexpected asked: "Phoenix Wright meets Battle Royale starring a masochistic teddy bear with Doraemon's voice." That's pretty much the whole plot.
Well shit that sounds oddly satisfying…Ive got to read/play through this immediately.
women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
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i was reading though littleaphheadcanons and i think found one of my favourites
meanwhile
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| ☆: | I relate to a lot of the same things you go through |
| ☮: | You inspire me |
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