you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
And finally someone said it
Pretty sure guys can buy makeup……
nah dude there’s actually a forcefield around all makeup that prevents guys from using it. even touching it can be dangerous! one time i was getting ready to go out in my room and i asked one of my guy friends to hand me my eyeshadow and it electrocuted him so hard that it blew him back 30 feet. right out my window. broke 4 of his arm bones in the fall. no way a guy could ever use concealer to cover up dark spots on his skin or brow powder to shape and fill his eyebrows to the desired effect. it could kill him!
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
Ugh you smug.
THE FINAL FOUR
TUNE IN TO MTV ON JULY 27 AT 8/7c FOR THE WINNER
AGAIN, THANKS TO wahboo FOR THE INFO!
DON’T LET SUPERNATURAL WIN
JUST DON’T LET IT HAPPEN
COME ON GUYS LET’S DO THIS
FREE MUST WIN
OKAY I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SUPERNATURAL BUT FREE NEEDS TO WIN
JUST IMAGINE IT GUYS
HOMO SWIMMING ANIME WINNING AN MTV AWARD
I NEED IT