you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

(Source: 420dongsquad)

alayne-stonecoldbitch:

attack-on-baritone:

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

Pretty sure guys can buy makeup……

nah dude there’s actually a forcefield around all makeup that prevents guys from using it. even touching it can be dangerous! one time i was getting ready to go out in my room and i asked one of my guy friends to hand me my eyeshadow and it electrocuted him so hard that it blew him back 30 feet. right out my window. broke 4 of his arm bones in the fall. no way a guy could ever use concealer to cover up dark spots on his skin or brow powder to shape and fill his eyebrows to the desired effect. it could kill him!

(Source: digitalmovie)

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

yourneckplusmyteeth:

inturlrude:

what the fuck is happening over in America?

Beats me but at least the girls are getting prettier.

(Source: fallongifs)

(Source: frankushington)

kurosunanomei:

arseniks:

when you finish a drawing and you like it 

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I will never not reblog this.

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

(Source: candywater)

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

(Source: mxdgrl)

kizunatsudoishi:

Ugh you smug.
kizunatsudoishi:

Ugh you smug.
kizunatsudoishi:

Ugh you smug.

kizunatsudoishi:

Ugh you smug.

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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loverlyjessica:

kumikocchi:

makochantachibanana:

actualbloggerwangyao:

makochantachibanana:

THE FINAL FOUR

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FINAL VOTING SESSION STARTS NOW! GO HERE!!!

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TUNE IN TO MTV ON JULY 27 AT 8/7c FOR THE WINNER

AGAIN, THANKS TO wahboo FOR THE INFO!

DON’T LET SUPERNATURAL WIN

PLEASE

JUST DON’T LET IT HAPPEN

COME ON GUYS LET’S DO THIS

FREE MUST WIN

OKAY I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SUPERNATURAL BUT FREE NEEDS TO WIN
JUST IMAGINE IT GUYS 
HOMO SWIMMING ANIME WINNING AN MTV AWARD
I NEED IT